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[May. 23rd, 2005|09:45 pm] |
Title: Waiting For Weir
Fandom: SGA
Pairing: mostly McShep
Category: Humor
Length: 4:40
File: wmv, 14MB
Spoilers: Season 1
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(re-uploaded: 2007-01-26)
Feedback: Hell, yeah *g*
Please leave a note in case you want me to re-upload. Thanks! |
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Taken from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) son_of_elrond |
[Aug. 21st, 2004|08:27 pm] |
1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. Do you have a crush on me?
5. Would you kiss me?
6. Describe me in one word.
7. What was your first impression?
8. Do you still think that way about me now?
9. What reminds you of me?
10. If you could give me anything what would it be?
11. How well do you know me?
12. When's the last time you saw me?
13. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
14. Are you going to put this on your page and see what I say about you? |
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[Aug. 21st, 2004|08:06 pm] |
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Hello, we are... er.. I am back again - off you fuck yourself!!!!1!!ONE!!
That's it. Bye! Heeeee the keyboard is stickeee!!!1!!! |
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[Mar. 20th, 2004|11:55 pm] |
Nobody loves us *cough* ME! Nobody loves ME! We I mean *I* am sitting here all alone and feel very alone. Talking to myself.
Bored.
Still bored.
Talk to me!
Please!!!!1!!!!
PS: Starsky and Hutch rulez! Do the Dragon! YAY! |
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| Fic: Coitus Ergo Sum |
[Feb. 1st, 2004|02:54 pm] |
Title: Coitus Ergo Sum
Sequel to Cogito Ergo Sum which can be found in the Smallville Archive
Warning: HUMOR...still. As if I would write anything else.
Rated: NC-17 for really disturbing content. And I *mean* disturbing. So don't read if you are easily (or not so easily) disturbed. No character death though.
Disclaimer: Though many characters were stolen from Oh (like Sherlock Holmes, Harry Potter and Michael Shanks), Oh would never do such a thing. Smallville belongs to The WB, Gough & Milar, DC Comics and whoever else claims ownership. Don't hurt me.
Author's notes: Thank you, Michael. I love you more than ever.
Feedback: slash_spam@yahoo.com - give it to me hard!
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| New Stargate Vid |
[Jan. 25th, 2004|12:17 pm] |
I have a new, fantastic, extraordinary vid. Please come and see:
mirror 1
or
mirror 2
It's a Jack/Daniel Songivd and only about 4 MB big, so it shouldn't be too problematic to download. |
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| Fic: Cogito Ergo Sum |
[Jan. 25th, 2004|12:14 pm] |
Title: Cogito Ergo Sum
Author: Oh
Pairing: Clark/Lex pre-slash (implied)
Warnings: pointless humor
Spoilers: up to "Whisper"
Summary: Clark gets a new superpower
Feedback: slash_spam@yahoo.com
Author's Notes: I want to thank Michael for beta reading. You rock!
Archive: Sure
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| Fic: Lex does Chrismukkah |
[Jan. 25th, 2004|12:13 pm] |
Warning: Christmas Songs, Christmas Carrols, Mistletoe, Angels, Wings, Bells, Gracious use of the word christmas, Snow, Limericks, Songfic, Sligh Bells, Silent Nights with moaning, Christmas Trees, Aliens, Vampires, Hobbits, Elfs, Ents, Doyle the Exotic Beauty Elf, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Blitzen, Dasher and so on, Reindeer Bestiality, Eggnogg, Legolas with Angel Hair, Celsius (not Fahrenheit), Meter, not inces (yeah, *that* long!)
Rating: First I thought this was a good G, but then the dead raped baby appeared and I thought...mhm... let's make it better PG. If Michael were in this story; which he is not; it would have to be a NC!/, well...I'd let my children read it, so do as you please.
Pairings: SNOTTER (Snape/Potter), Stargate Crew/Stargate, Captain Jack/Daniel/Tealc's Pouch, Snape/Hagrid, Tom Riddle in Snake Form/Lex, Harry/Wand/and the magic vibrating toy broom/Lex, Thor/Misteltoe, Michael Shanks/...(no no no no no, this is NOT RPS ;), the guy Michael Shanks has good rhythm with/...(no - still no RPS), Rudolph/the Red Nose/Lex
Disclaimer: This is Headerfic: Be warned! If this is not your cup of tea: drink coffee! And damnit, this fork stuck in my eye is really painful. And Lex: Be careful with that bottle. In that place it could create a vacuum.
IT'S MY PRECIOUSSSSSSSS1111111
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Lex does Chrismukkah
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By Oh
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The story starts here!
After the nex few lines:
Frodo gets wings and flys to Mount Doom [insert sex scene] and then jumps with Cannonball into Mount Doom to end his sad existence. The last thing he hears is the sound of a violin and a cello, played by two men who might be Jack and Daniel reincarnated on a ship sailing to Galapagos Islands in the 19th century; in search of a bird who cannot fly.
But that's just what we've heard, we don't know if it's true.
And of course, Lex watched!
PS: And Fraser kept Ray locked in his basement and raped him 24/7. In the off we can hear a high pitched voice singing: Merry Christmas everyone...and the children too!
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This is where the story ends:
The FINI
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And here I start with the Authors Notes:
Authors Notes:
Thank you Seth for the creation of Chrismukkah! And thank you for loving Ryan soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much!
This is my longest story yet! (in meters, or if you prefer inch)
First of all I want to thank Michael Shanks and, btw, Happy Birthday Michael!!!!1!!!
I also would like to thank the man behind Michael Shanks. They have a good rhythm. Or so he said.
And last but not least: Michael, without you I would have never been able to write such a wonderful story that will bring so much joy to the children. God Bless us all.
And Michael!1! |
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| Fic: Lex does Middle Earth |
[Jan. 25th, 2004|12:12 pm] |
Title: Lex Does Middle Earth
Author: Oh2
Warnings: WIP!!!1!!!!!!!!!, Homosexuality, Gay People, Fags and guys
who sleep with other guys, love between beautiful boys, the love who
dare not speak its name, they dance on the other side of the
ballroom, Moses and the parting of the red cheeks, queers. This story
contains Lex who has sex with a beautiful boy who loves him. They
have SEX. And a Baby. And if you don't like it, take a fork and ram
into your eyes; you will save us all the trouble.
Rated: PG
Status: Finished
Pairing: Lex/Gandalf's hat, Lex/Mork the Orc, Lex/Whiny!Leggy,
Lex/Orli, Lex/Clex, Lex/Rex, Lex/Dax, Lex/Lexx, Lex/X, Lex/His Ex,
Lex/Malcolm X, Lex/Mr X, Lex/Professor X, Lex/Green eggs and ham,
Lex/FedEx, Lex/Wilson the Volleyball, Lex/The Seven Dwarfs and the
Nine Kings and the Three Elves, Lex/Michael Shanks (if Michael Shanks
were in Middle Earth), Lex/Aragorn/Brego, Lex/The Boys, Lex/Mines of
Moria, Lex/Bernd das Brot,
Lex/Cliff Richard, Lex/Gollum, Lex/Balrog, Snotter (Snape/Potter)
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Lex Does Middle Earth
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by Oh2
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There once was a beautiful boy/girl who was able to do everything.
She/He was even able to do sex changes. Everybody loved him/her. So
did Lex.
[WARNING - DISTURBING CONTENT]
...and the Orcs kept Legolas in their dungeon and raped him 24/7,
while Lex watched.
The FIN
...or maybe not...
Authors Notes: Stay save! Use a condom!!!1! And never forget: Michael
Jackson loves you!!!!!
And thank you all for your wonderful feedback. Since my writing takes
so much time, I don't know if I can get back to each and everyone of
you. You've been so kind, smothering me with positive feedback...
And once more I want to thank Michael Shanks for keeping me inspired.
Without his dedication to slash my characters would never come as
often as they did. I love you, Baby!1!
We also want to thank David Duchovny and his red speedos who've been
out of fashion for at least ten years. |
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| Fic: Sex with Lex |
[Jan. 25th, 2004|12:11 pm] |
Title: Sex with Lex
Author: Oh
Warnings: Pre-slash, Slash, Incest, Het, Under Age, Romance,
Crossover, BDSM, SM, Violence, Humor, Rape, Smarm, Furry, Futurefic,
Angst, HC, Angst, Death, Angst, Bestiality, Angst, Denial, Angst,
First Time, Established Relationship, Angst, Threesome, Angst,
Crossdressing, Angst, Mpreg, Angst, Babyfic, Domestic Discipline,
Yaoi (sex with two dimensional characters), Angst, RPS, FPS, OC, OTP,
OOC, Angst, Baby Death Fic
Rating: G
Pairings: Lex/Clark, Lex/Bruce, Lex/Julian (Dead Baby), Lex/Meteor
(Super Horse), Lex/Martha, Lex/inanimate Object (Blue bottle),
Lex/Hulk Poodle, Lex/legs, Lex/Lex, Simon/Simon, Lex/Football Team,
Lex/Lex's Staff, Lex/Lex's Stuff, Lex/CSM/Mayor, Lex/MacGyver,
Lex/Michael Shanks, Lex/Preggy!Mulder, Lex/Ray K, Lex/Ray K/Ray V,
Lex/Ray K/Ray V/Turnbull, Lex/Ray K/Ray V/Turnbull/Thatcher, Lex/Ray
K/Ray V/Turnbull/Thatcher/Welsh, Lex/Kix, Lex/Brock, Lex/Rafe,
Lex/Jammies!Daniel, Lex/Eggbeater, Lex/Whomping Willow, Lex/Hedwig,
Lex/Draco Malfoy the Amazing Dancing Rat, Lex/Green Lego Snape,
Lex/1x2x3x4x5x6x13, Lex/2x4x1x6x13x1, Lex/Bo Kent (Crossdressing),
Lex/David Hasselhoff/KITT, Lex/Gandalf's Hat
Disclaimer: Not Ours, No Money, No Brain, Don't suuuuuuuuue,
Pwettttttttty Pweassssse, Give us Feeedies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OR WE WON'T WRITE ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Sex with Lex
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By Oh
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Lex has Sex with everyone and everything!!!!!!!!!!!
To be continued......if you give Feedies!!!!!!!!
Authors Notes: I wanna give a big shout out to my beta readers:
AuMestrel, Michael Shanks, Candy Plum, Bonanza, Sporch, Be, A Spike,
Andra Bentrim and my High School Math Teacher, Schorsch Busch, The
Bätschelor. I also want to thank my parents for giving birth to me
and God for giving me our talent.
I love you all, especially the kids! |
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